M-Geeks, Omega, and Dr. Amazing

Dr. Amazing
anyone realise that Dr. Spectacular has been asking weird questions? "oh my gosh, I'm sorry max, I have to remember to keep my self at bay. you're a living breathing talking thing that can FLY. It's just that I can't ask birds what its like to fly..." oh shut up Bridged. just shut up. here's a list of things that annoy me. you should all be aware of this but just in case...

1. Dr. Amazing.
2. Dr. Amazing's red hair.
3. Fang.
4. Fang going all dreamy eyed at Dr. Amazing
5. Fang
6. Dr. Amazing
7. Being in Antarctica surrounded by white white white
8. cold weather
9. Fang
10. Dr. amazing

Get it?

Omega.

tracking things with his eyes is his week spot. i could have died in that battle if Jeb hadden't told me that. but why HAD he told me that? because i'm his "daughter?" because he "loves me"? no. i don't believe any of it. i never will. who does he think he's trying to fool with his whole "good bad" thing? not me. Not Maximum Ride.

M-Geeks

well what else do you want to call them? you could practicly stick a pair of bottle cap glasses on them and ask them a crazy problum like

M= 35 (X *455)- 178% of 78644543 /4549944

and not give him a calculator. he could probubly do it in his head. Im betting in 5 seconds flat.

Gasman

Sometimes Gazzy scares me. sometimes he's this bloodthirsty physio mutant 8 year old. then, hes playing with toy trucks in a hotel room somewhere in the united states. you could lock Gazzy in a padded room and give him dental floss and jello and he'd find some way to make something explode. Gazzy's just smart like that. Remind me not to let Iggy tell him that helium and chlorine can be more explosive than chlorine and P3OH. Gazzy has been slowly picking up Nudge's talent for hacking computers. (Nudge is such a trader!!!) But anyway, there's a reason I wanted to tell you all about Gazzy. Did anyone else realise that when the flock split up the Flyboys only attacked Fang, and GAZZY, and Iggy???? I did..

Iggy

Iggy, the world would be completely lost without Iggy. What other blind guy do you know that can see clearly... sometimes? What other blind guy do you know that can fight off Erasers like a fat guy fights off weirdo ninjas in his video game? What other blind guy do you know that can cook better than any one's butt he just saved on this planet? No blind guy that's who. IGGY IS MY BLIND MUTAINT AVIAN-HUMAN NINJA BFFL! Happy Erin?

Before the Storm

Remember the Football game? every one had disappeared, just like all the animals do before a huge tornado is about to hit. Remember what I told you when I said everything had gone quiet again? Well it has, and it is. We've tried everything. flying in Brade daylight, out in the open. We circled time square for hours and all we got was some really weird looks, a bunch of camera's flashing at us and my Voice screaming at me to get the h out of there before something happened. But nothing happened. Nada, zip, zero, nothing. Maybe the school has come up with another mutants Freak to throw at us, Stronger than Erasers and Flyboys. That's what we're afraid of... That's what we're waiting for. All we can do is sit and wait for...
the Storm.....

Fang

Maybe you have feelings for him... no freaking way, Voice, I had no idea.
Dr. Spectacular is a total flirt. she annoys me so much. how does she make fang go all dreamy eyed? everyone knows that I'm the one who should be making him weak in the knees. the only reason Fang is letting us do the air show in Mexico City is because of that idiot. 20-year-old know-it-all Dr. Briged Dwyer. god! Dr. Amazing is an idiot. why can't anyone see that but me

Total

Total is getting weird. He's a great dog and everything but what if the chip in my arm isn't the cause of Ari following us? What if its Total? What if Total is the one in Fang's blog that has gone bad? It's not Fang, everyone knows that. And me? why would i do that? Angle wouldn't trade sides after all the White coats have done, nor would any one else in my flock. But Total? i don't know, i guess it's just one of those "last one in first one out" things. I feel bad for Angel though, if it was Total. she loves that dog to death.I can't take that away from her... I'll keep my eye on Total for now. I won't say anything but as soon as he acts suspicious... Total's gonna fall really far, really fast...

Max

The Voice

Fortune cookies are great.... When their not constantly nagging you about saving the world! seriously Voice, if you're gonna be in my head at least tell me something interesting or helpful! I mean come on "go with the flow"? sure, it makes sense at the time but the "flow" isn't going to help me save the world, or my flock unless it's some mutant crazy not-so-smooth flow.
Max sooner or later you have to take this seriously... your constant blogging is putting the whole flock at risk good. that's exactly what i want. Just like at the football game, everything has gone silent.no Erasers, no Flyboys, no Jeb, or Anne, nothing. maybe this blog will help me get something done around here... It's like the whole world has just stopped spinning. nothing was chasing us, no one was trying to kill us...
that's exactly what they want you to think... don't make the mistake of letting down your guard Max. when your saving the world you can't exactly take a commercial break...
I hate it when the Voice goes all fortune cookie on me.....

Meet The REAL Max

I'm sure you've all heard the story Maximum Ride. The story of 5 mutant bird freaks saving the world and other extream sports like defeating Erasers and avoiding the aweful traders, Anne and Jeb. Well, if you did, then great. That means you're stubborn. Stubborn enough not to head the warning at the begining of the first book. that probubly means you're not going to listen to me when i tell you that by reading this blog you're only forcing yourself deeper into the expirement. You should know that if you know much more, the whitecoats might as well snap a pair of wings on you and send you halfway arround the country to join us as we save the world from Itex. You know, not that you'de care...
And if you don't believe me that I"m really Max then fine. but if your argument is something along the lines of "why would Max have a blogspot" just think about Fang. If he can have one, why not me? Stop it Max. You shouldn't be poasting things like this on the web. The white coats could track it. Uggg. Does the Voice annoy anyone but me?